To dispel the darkness,
you must only believe...

In the light.

Info

The Everlight Party
(A.K.A. The Parable Cake Boss Champions)Eighteenae/they/he/🍰
(+ our pronouns page)System of 200+ membersComplex/unknown/mixed(?) originsIntroject heavyParadoxgender nonbinary man, bisexual (Neutral/masc terms preferred)PluralKit tag is [🍰🪨🗡️]

BYF

Things to know:We're Canadian, and our knowledge of politics outside of Canada is limited. If we make a mistake, please correct us.We sometimes have trouble understanding what people say, so we may ask you to rephrase things. It's not your fault, we just sometimes can't read sentences that would make sense to most other people.We don't use tone tags excessively, but feel free to ask us to add tone tags/clarify tone! Generally we'll specify if we're mad or uncomfortable, though, so it's safe to assume /gen and /nm.DO NOT FOLLOW OR INTERACT WITH US IF YOU'RE UNDER 13.Other than that, we don't have a hard DNI. We block very liberally, and it's also your own responsibility to just... not interact with us if you don't like us.We support endo systems (xeno origins too), sex workers, MOGAI + neopronouns, BLM, ACAB, mspec lesbians/gays, all good faith identitiesWe don't support transid (transage/chronosian, trace, transabled, etc) identities. We also don't support sending threats or harassment to anyone.(Individual members might have different DNIs for their own blogs, please respect those!)We aren't against these things, but are uncomfortable with blogs primarily about these things interacting:• NSFW content
• Traumacore/ventcore
• Kinning
• The Joker
• M*A*S*H
• IT 2017/2019
• Technoblade

Members

(Main fronters/members to know, at least)Michael
he/they/ae/law
Host/taskdoer
Certified smartest guy everRyan Krinios
h3/th3y/cringe/bro/pog/he/any
Co-host/symptom holder/fcktive (Krinios)
Certified coolest guy everNoah
he/⚠️
Gatekeeper/fictive (Good Girls)
Literally always close to frontJeff
he/they
Protector/fictive (Community)
Also literally always close to frontJason/Big Crime
crime/it/he
Protector/fictive (DSMP)
Michael's cooler brotherJonah
he/they
Trauma holder/taskdoer/fictive (Superstore)
Somehow I ended up being the guy who fronts when we're at workTed Lasso
he/any
Anxiety holder/optimist/fictive (Ted Lasso)
"Why do basketball players like cookies so much?" "Because they can dunk them!"Pete
he/ghost/🌱/🌲/they
Fictive (CBS Ghosts)
Being a ghost is a full-time job, and man am I bad at it.Brad
he/him
Fictive (Mythic Quest)
i'm not giving you my personal informationRiz
he/him
Fictive (Dimension 20)
Unlicensed private investigator, certified cookie salesman, The Ball

Interests

Main:• Sitcoms/comedy shows (our special interest)
• Ted Lasso
• Mythic Quest
• Community
• Parks and Recreation
• Upload (our all time underrated favourite show)
• Superstore
• The Rural Alberta Advantage
• Slow Horses/the Slough House book series
• The BearOther:
• Graves (the show, not... gravestones)
• Arrested Development
• Master of None
• The Office
• iZombie
• Baking/cooking
• The Truman Show
• Arcaea
• The 100
• Commentary YouTubers (mainly most members of the baddie smp, + Scott Cramer, Chad Chad, Swell Entertainment, Ro Ramdin, and Graysons Projects)
• Kirby's Epic Yarn
• Super Paper Mario
• The LEGO Movie(+ way more, mostly sitcoms, that we didn't list)

You've reached the end! Click to go back to the start.(Carrd inspired by the Mythic Quest episode Everlight)